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All I Want For Christmas Is Your Two Front Teeth

by BLUEBOTTLE

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merry christmas. any profit from this track goes straight to Shelter (shelter.org.uk)

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all i want for christmas is your two front teeth
bite the fucking curb, break under my feet
it will bring me festive cheer
when i look into your eyes and i see fear

ho ho
happy holidays
ho ho
happy holidays
ho ho
happy holidays
i’ll smash a snow globe in your face

feeling threatened on christmas day
cos you’re being oppressed by the pc brigade?
don’t get a white christmas, the folks on tv
they don’t look the same as you and me
how are you meant to feel festive at all
when you can’t shout a slur with Kirsty McColl?
sure, you’re being censored and you can’t win
get back under your rock before i kick your head in

all i want for christmas is your two front teeth
bite the fucking curb, break under my feet
it will bring me festive cheer
when i look into your eyes and i see fear

ho ho
happy holidays
ho ho
happy holidays
ho ho
happy holidays
i’ll smash a snow globe in your fucking face

i’ll take the christ out of christmas
goodwill to all men
if he comes back at easter
i’ll kill him again

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released December 1, 2020

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